Uncommon Job Titles
February 15, 2011
One never quite knows what they will glance over when reading the Internet. While partaking in my usual morning browsing, this caught my attention enough to share. Although we have not specifically seen any of these unusual titles on any resumes, we did chuckle over a few.
President & Chief Imagination Officer is what the New Holland Brewing Co. has dubbed their President along with a Director of Chaos, a Beervangelist, an Ambassador of Great Beer, a Beer Beast from the East, a Regional Spirits Ambassador, and, not to be left out, a Chief Sparkle Officer.
Head Worm Wrangler is responsible for collecting food waste, feeding it to worms, harvesting worms, setting up worm bins, and bottling worm juice. Somebody call “Dirty Jobs” on this one.
One company employs a Chief Fun Officer whose job is…. You guessed it, looking for fun things the company can do together. Qualification: Must be happy and energized.
We found a Derma-Pigmentation Technician for Permanent Cosmetics. A person who tattoos faces and performs areola re-pigmentation. Say that fast 3 times.
Here’s one job we should all practice. Chief Fitlosopher. Responsibilities include positively influencing the lives of others and embracing the fit of life. This person will assist people in living a healthy, active lifestyle motivating them with innovative products to redefine how to integrate fitness into their lives. “Change the shape of the world”.
Last but not least, a company changed their receptionist’s title to Director of First Impressions. Hope this position received a salary increase also.
If you’ve noticed some unusual or uncommon job titles in your browsing, please let us know. We’d like to hear from you.
